I can’t tell if the Online Business Systems web site is designed to make them look smart or to make readers feel dumb. My IQ is fairly high, but I still cannot really describe fully what they do, as their sales copy sounds like someone was locked in an office with a thesaurus for 4 days while typing up their site. It sounds more to me like a mission statement from a Dilbert strip. Here’s some snippets from the Online Business Systems web site:

“Our processes focus on facilitating an understanding of Business Intelligence concepts and on developing requirements and a future vision for the organization’s reporting, analytics, or corporate performance management requirements.”

“These new integrated systems provide a holistic view of the relationships within internal systems, and with clients and partners.”